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    Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

    €10.00
    'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. But when a surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.
    ISBN: 9780747589785
    AuthorSachar, Louis
    Pub Date05/03/2007
    BindingPaperback
    Pages224
    AvailabilityIn Stock
    Accelerated ReaderMiddle Years, Book Level: 3.8
    EditionNew ed
    Availability: In Stock

    'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

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    'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

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